Nanny’s special police force – Bouncers

Hot on the heels of Nanny’s great wheeze to create “Plastic Policemen” (PCSO) and empowering park wardens and others to be able to fine people (“Jacqui’s Specials”), Nanny has come up with another “terrific” idea.

She has decided to grant night club doormen (“bouncers” to you and I) the power to be able to fine people who are unruly.

Not only that, but Nanny’s Bouncers will be abe to access the police criminal records database. In other words, a person whose only “qualification” to levy fines etc is a special T shirt and high vis yellow vest both with logos that say he/she can levy fines (provided by Nanny) will be able to nose around the criminal records database at will.

Good isn’t it?

By the way, in order for bouncers (or rather the companies running the bouncers) to be able to “qualify” to levy fines and wear the T shirts etc, they first have to pay a fee to Nanny.


Any fines levied will go into the coffers of the local councils or police.


Lifted from NannyKnowsBest

Isn’t this how Hitler’s thug force started?


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